DEMOTIVATIONAL Sayings: Perfect for when I lack the motivation to write something original…like now

CORRUPTION

I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.

DYSFUNCTION

The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

FAILURE

When your best just isn’t good enough.

GET TO WORK

You aren’t being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

HAZARDS

There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you’re pretty much doomed.

IDIOCY

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

INDIFFERENCE

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

INDIVIDUALITY

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

INSANITY

It’s difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you’re insane.

LIMITATIONS

Until you spread your wings, you’ll have no idea how far you can walk.

MISFORTUNE

While good fortune often eludes you, this kind never misses.

MISTAKES

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

MOTIVATION

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

PERSEVERANCE

The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.

PESSIMISM

Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.

PLANNING

Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.

ghfool

About ghfool

My life ambition is to be a bird

Posted on April 18, 2012, in Humor and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Love: “You aren’t being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.” …oh how many people I know that need to take heed of that.

    • Thanks! One of my favorites too! I am so behind on my blog appreciation. I look forward to reading your latest entries tomorrow on my “day off”.

  2. My favorite- ‘remember you are unique just like everyone else.’

  3. I’ve stolen Indifference, that’s a good’un.

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