SLICE OF LIFE: or, Things I Whittled and Other NONSENSE: or, SUCK IT!
I took up whittling a couple of years ago, but have slowed down a bit since I sliced my left thumb off (well, almost). I did get to SUCK IT** as I drove myself to the Emergency Clinic…which was kinda satisfying.
REMEMBER: Always cut AWAY from your body!*
*Unless you’re trying to cut yourself on purpose, in which case, you should just drop the knife (scissors, chainsaw, thighmaster etc.) and drive yourself immediately to the Emergency Clinic.
**Thumb sucking is optional.