DEMOTIVATIONAL Sayings~Happy PAZA! (Post Apocalyptic Zombie Aftermath): or, Merry Christmas!

We all knew this day was coming…Judgement Day…the End of Days…God’s Wrath…Apocalypse…Zombies…Armeggeddon…Shopping Mall Frenzy…Relatives…Charoling…Sweaters…Fruit Cake…Pets that fart!

STOP THE MADNESS!!!

[breath]

I’m O.K….and you will be too after reading and sharing the following collection of memes with friends and family. Joy to the World, except douchbags and primadonnas types (I think God has other plans for you).

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Adopt an Animal! This week featuring: THE GREAT WHITE SHARK

I have to say that I have never been more excited in my life about anything!!!  It was recently bought to my attention that I can adopt a wild animal…wait for it…for only $25.00. It sounded too good to be true. So I had my research staff (me) look into it while I took a long deserved nap after a morning six-pack of Shiner beer. Then I reluctantly awoke and found the following article on  my pillow.

Ya know how there is this whole thing about kids wanting a pony for Christmas, or a bunny for Easter, or maybe some strange looking tall dude in a weird hat and beard for Presidents day? Well, those boring days are over! According to my information you can adopt, among other things…a Great White Shark on a Walmart budget!

I hesitated for moment when my research staff informed me of this, but then after a several Saki bombs they convinced me that Great White Sharks are incredibly great companions.

Why, you ask? Well check this out.

Why wouldn’t you want to adopt one of these wonderful creatures?

NEXT WEEK: Honey Badgers

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