Adopt an Animal! This week featuring: THE GREAT WHITE SHARK

I have to say that I have never been more excited in my life about anything!!!  It was recently bought to my attention that I can adopt a wild animal…wait for it…for only $25.00. It sounded too good to be true. So I had my research staff (me) look into it while I took a long deserved nap after a morning six-pack of Shiner beer. Then I reluctantly awoke and found the following article on  my pillow.

Ya know how there is this whole thing about kids wanting a pony for Christmas, or a bunny for Easter, or maybe some strange looking tall dude in a weird hat and beard for Presidents day? Well, those boring days are over! According to my information you can adopt, among other things…a Great White Shark on a Walmart budget!

I hesitated for moment when my research staff informed me of this, but then after a several Saki bombs they convinced me that Great White Sharks are incredibly great companions.

Why, you ask? Well check this out.

Why wouldn’t you want to adopt one of these wonderful creatures?

NEXT WEEK: Honey Badgers


Travels with CHAMP * The San Francisco Giants “Unofficial Team Mascot” – Part 2

This is Part 2 in a series of the “Travels with CHAMP” that was originally published exclusively on Facebook in the summer of 2011. It is being re-published this time with captions and in celebration of the 2012 San Francisco Giants National League Pennant victory and in support of their effort to win the 2012 MLB World Series.

In this series, CHAMP took a victory lap across the country in celebration of the Giants 2010 World Series Championship! CHAMP is the unofficial team mascot and MVB (Most Valuable Bobblehead). CHAMP’s journey spanned from the Puget Sound to the Gulf of Mexico beginning in Issaquah, WA and ultimately ending in Galveston, TX. (Part 2 takes us from UT to NM.)