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Kitty Cat Sunshine ~ a poem


Scratching, scratching, the warmth feels nice

I think I’ll lie on top of this beautiful pile

of freshly tossed pillows and sheets of thread and down

for more than awhile


Moving around, getting comfortably warm

amongst the creases and seams

finally finding a perfect fit again

feeling the steady purr that vibrates within


I see Kitty Cat Sunshine in my dreams

time to unwind and let faith intervene

you can never say never

I know that now…somehow


The pain has changed to enlightenment

and now the joy feels like forever

Life among the clouds never felt more possible

Walking on air and heaven sent


SOUND WITHIN A SHELL ~ Stuff I wrote (as just a boy)



Inside the conch is captured a very special sound

It sleeps within the chambers which are intricately wound

It whispers out and beckons me to place it to my ear

I close my eyes and wonder of the things I long to hear

The sea breeze chills my body and my feet sink in the sand

The breakers toss up salt spray when they crash upon the land

The serenity encompasses my body and my mind

And I think about the woman that time has left behind

Her beauty was like the ocean; her voice was like the breeze

Her life was the horizon that my hands could not quite seize

And somewhere in my past the time had come to say “farewell”

But our love is forever captured by the sound within a shell



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