SEX – It’s not the same vehicle your Grandparents used to drive!
So, I saw a full page ad the other day in Rolling Stone for “ASTROGLIDE” personal lubricant. And it got me thinking…I want that right now…no, sorry…I meant…what other shiny things are they selling these days? Well, pull down your panties and get a load of this…stuff! (click on the images provided below for video content).
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Scratching, scratching, the warmth feels nice
I think I’ll lie on top of this beautiful pile
of freshly tossed pillows and sheets of thread and down
for more than awhile
Moving around, getting comfortably warm
amongst the creases and seams
finally finding a perfect fit again
feeling the steady purr that vibrates within
I see Kitty Cat Sunshine in my dreams
time to unwind and let faith intervene
you can never say never
I know that now…somehow
The pain has changed to enlightenment
and now the joy feels like forever
Life among the clouds never felt more possible
Walking on air and heaven sent
I uh, I don’t like my job, and, uh, I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore.
You’re just not gonna go?
Won’t you get fired?
Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh… I’m just gonna stop going.
So you’re gonna get another job?
I don’t think I’d like another job.
Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and…
I’ve never really liked paying bills. I don’t think I’m gonna do that, either.
Well, so what do you wanna do?
I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch ‘Kung Fu’.
~ Office Space