UPON A DAWN
Sunlight finds a home upon a rested solemn face,
a momentary spectacle the shadows soon replace.
Lips and eyes expressionless so softly do they speak,
of beauty, love and innocence, all wonder at its peak.
Ivory sheets of silk and lace define her tender frame,
such features paint a picture to immortalize her name.
Unconscious radiation from a source that runs so deep,
as long as she’s beside me in my dreams she’ll always sleep.
ghfool – 1984
This is all borrowed material, just sharing…Enjoy!
So as a new member of the EMP (Experience Music Project), I get a free one-year subscription to Rolling Stone, the magazine. It’s hard to believe but it was way back in college when I was last an active subscriber and reader of this fantastic mag. I remember removing all the covers and papering my wall in a collage of rock ‘n’ roll stars and other celebrities. Sadly, I tossed my collection away years ago when I decided to stop hoarding. Self-intervention is hard, but satisfying.
So I crack open my first edition of RS in years and my head was spinning…in a good way. Here is a summary of Issue 1157.
Midgets (sorry, less-than-tall-people)
Hatfields and McCoys (How to hate your neighbors)
Christina Aguilera (needs to push away from the all-you-can-eat buffet)
My Ray-Ban Wayfarers are back in style (whoo hoo…Spring Break 2013 here I come)
Adam Yauch died (So watcha, watcha, watcha want?)
Aerosmith is gonna walk this way again (just gimme a kiss)
Iggy Pop looks like a snowboarder (on crack)
Tim McGraw is one lucky bastard (photo evidence included)
Pot is more popular than ever (just legalize it already)
Adam Lambert has a really steep driveway (that’s what he said)
Advertisers spend a ton of money on cell phone ads (I only need one, thanks)
Lionel Ritchie…the next Charlie Pride? (the rebel commadores?)
Male models sure wear a lot of oil on their skin (shiney!)
Stone Temple Pilots are Reuniting (Hard “Core”!)
Marilyn Manson is still alive (who knew?)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus is the first V.P. that I would bang (excuse me President Clinton, can I borrow your desk for a few minutes?)
Jersey Shores characters are still newsworthy (move along, there’s nothing to see here)
You can now ski atop your Ben & Jerry’s Frozen Yogurt (lift ticket not included)
Cameras are trying to compete with cell phones (snap…good luck)
Rihanna looks pretty hot in a bikini and cowboy hat (yee haw!)
Kim Kardashian can only hide her huge ass by wearing black at night (can also be seen from a satellite)
Nicki Minaj is an alien (the truth is out there!)
Jack White is my new god (check out this thrash festival)
Ron Wood is still alive (I think)
Lady Gaga has now entered the Dr. Seuss zone! (purple gurple slurple durple…and ham)
Peter Dinklage is short in stature but tall in talent (and ego)
Dave Thomas’s daughter “Wendy” looks like she gets high on her own supply (if ya know what I mean)
If you want a sex change…first thing you do is tell your wife. (fuck her first, then tell her.)
Cigarettes cause cancer…electronic or not (neck holes are not attractive)
Our Gov’t is broken (Bat signal!!!!)
John Mayer got top rating for his new album (now if he would just keep his mouth shut, we could enjoy his singing)
Willie Nelson is still alive (and awesome)
I love the beach…but never the Beach Boys (I don’t know how to explain myself)
I bet good money that Shirley Manson would be a honey badger in the sack! (Grrrr)
Tom Hanks’ wife can apparently sing (probably the only thing Tom can’t do)
Elvis lives (through his daughter)
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are back (and absurd as usual)
Batman has a six-pack to go with his cowl (Christopher Nolan is also a god)
Comic book super heroes have taken over the world (it’s about time…please fix everything before 12.21.12)
Johnny Depp teams up with Tim Burton (it’s about time!)
Charlize Theron kicks Kristen Stewarts’ ass in every possible way possible…way! (way!)
Ridley Scott is not an Alien…but he is out of this world (Bladerunner sequel/prequel…YES!)
Tom Cruise has a sense of humor and little ego (take note all you young’uns wanting to be famous)
So when women are naked etc. it’s exploitation…but now that men are doing it’s O.K. (dictionary…looking up “double standard”)
Pixar doesn’t screw up a movie for the gazillionth time (Are they hiring?)
Astroglide is “slick good fun” (I just bought a tub full)
Stub Hub wants you to buy concert tickets from them (like we really have a choice)
Miracle Whip is taking the fight to Mayonnaise…where is Col. Mustard when you need him?
Siri just told me to stop typing…