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SEX in the New Age – Now Unofficially Sponsored by Baconlube!

 

 SEX – It’s not the same vehicle your Grandparents used to drive!

So, I saw a full page ad the other day in Rolling Stone  for “ASTROGLIDE” personal lubricant. And it got me thinking…I want that right now…no, sorry…I meant…what other shiny things are they selling these days? Well, pull down your panties and get a load of this…stuff! (click on the images provided below for video content).

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Kitty Cat Sunshine ~ a poem

 

Scratching, scratching, the warmth feels nice

I think I’ll lie on top of this beautiful pile

of freshly tossed pillows and sheets of thread and down

for more than awhile

 

Moving around, getting comfortably warm

amongst the creases and seams

finally finding a perfect fit again

feeling the steady purr that vibrates within

 

I see Kitty Cat Sunshine in my dreams

time to unwind and let faith intervene

you can never say never

I know that now…somehow

 

The pain has changed to enlightenment

and now the joy feels like forever

Life among the clouds never felt more possible

Walking on air and heaven sent

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Naught-e Cards: Let’s go, bitch! or, Do you know how F***ing busy I am?

I uh, I don’t like my job, and, uh, I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore.

You’re just not gonna go?

Yeah.

Won’t you get fired?

Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh… I’m just gonna stop going.

So you’re gonna get another job?

I don’t think I’d like another job.

Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and…

I’ve never really liked paying bills. I don’t think I’m gonna do that, either.

Well, so what do you wanna do?

I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch ‘Kung Fu’.

~ Office Space

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