Adopt an Animal! This week featuring: THE GREAT WHITE SHARK

I have to say that I have never been more excited in my life about anything!!!  It was recently bought to my attention that I can adopt a wild animal…wait for it…for only $25.00. It sounded too good to be true. So I had my research staff (me) look into it while I took a long deserved nap after a morning six-pack of Shiner beer. Then I reluctantly awoke and found the following article on  my pillow.

Ya know how there is this whole thing about kids wanting a pony for Christmas, or a bunny for Easter, or maybe some strange looking tall dude in a weird hat and beard for Presidents day? Well, those boring days are over! According to my information you can adopt, among other things…a Great White Shark on a Walmart budget!

I hesitated for moment when my research staff informed me of this, but then after a several Saki bombs they convinced me that Great White Sharks are incredibly great companions.

Why, you ask? Well check this out.

Why wouldn’t you want to adopt one of these wonderful creatures?

NEXT WEEK: Honey Badgers

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Naught-e Cards: Fall on your face edition

Well, it’s officially Fall and that means that Easter is just around the corner. I just love it when the leaves start budding and the flowers start budding and the buds start…never mind.

It only took nine jello shots to induce the following family friendly memes. Follow, share, like, comment etc.

Oh, and if you don’t read this and pass it on to 10 of your friends within 48 hours, then there is a good possibility you will suffer some type of bubbling skin rash in or around the elastic portions of your underwear.

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